The fifth day since landing on α-Jumbro, the Agravity Boys are foraging for food. Geralt goes off on his own into the forest for 30 minutes. He returns, treating his friends with a delicious cooked meal. He named the meal "α-Jumbro Style Fortune of the Forest Quulash Quartet." The meal is made with ingredients that Baba, Chris and Saga had found. Therefore, Geralt notes that couldn't have made the meal without them.
Suddenly, Geralt's stomach hurts. He had gotten food poisoning from all of the "trial runs" of the meal he had taste tested. Saga suggest that all he needs to do is "take a dump." However, Geralt says that he can't poop unless he's at his personal bathroom on the ship. Geralt is feeling so sick that he can't walk. He dramatically says that he's going to die.
Baba suddenly grabs and begins carrying Geralt. Geralt's friends are adamant about saving Geralt by bringing him back to the ship, even though it is several kilometers away.
Geralt recalls that back in their days at the academy, he was once friendless and considered unapproachable due to his genius. Baba, Chris and Saga invited Geralt to have lunch with them, and they became friends. Geralt thinks about they haven't changed - they're as good friends to him as ever.
Back to the present, the Agravity Boys encounter threatening dark creatures. Saga, wanting to protect the escape of his friends, tells them to go on without him. While Baba continues carrying Geralt to the ship, Chris refuses to leave Saga behind and prepares to fend off the creatures with him.
Baba and Geralt reach a cliff in front of the path back to the ship. Baba creates a bridge with his body, and tells Geralt to walk to the ship without him.
Later, Chris and Saga finally return back to the ship. They see a rough looking Baba sitting outside of the ship. Baba points to Geralt, who had gone to the bathroom. The Agravity Boys all cheer.
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- The chapter title may refer to the song "I'm Gonna Be (500 miles)" by The Proclaimers.
- "500au" in the title may refer to 500 astronomical units.
- This is the first and only chapter that show weapons. Saga grabs a large stick and Chris uses a gun to fend off the dark creatures.
- The name of Geralt's meal, "α-Jumbro Style Fortune of the Forest Quulash Quartet," seems to have been based on the restaurant named "Quartet" that the Agravity Boys had gone to back in their academy days, and the fact that they are four friends.
- The unnamed dark creatures have so far not appeared in any other chapter.